#because this is the fucking real world and perfect relationships don’t exist

[doveofdeath]

also love how it feels like my friends hate me all the time and don’t want me around because i’m fucking annoying to them but they won’t say anything because they’re too nice

[angelicsjn]

Hi hi! I remember reading your blog last year and I found you again!!

So, SHOWER THOUGHT!! I was wondering how would the yan deals with their fans sending hate comments/death threats to MC just because they are dating them?

- Like for Roman, his F1 fans, they don’t like MC being his WAGs (I learn that from my F1 ✨bestie✨, unless MC is gender neutral coz I actually don’t remember).

- For Jae, his delusional K-pop fans (just like the real life delulu fans), if the relationship is not revealed and the paparazzi somehow manage to take a pic of them dating at night outside and the fans go crazy abt it.

- Kaidan is his online fans, Joshua is his fellow church members???? I’m not sure for Lento (his past hook-up?) and Hayden coz they sweet as hell.

YOUR SEVEN YANDERES.

A N: I will write it differently for the non-famous ones!

A B O U T: They see you're getting hated on.

W A R N I N G S: Death threats and online hate.

— ROMAN BEAUREGARD.

Roman is livid. He sees it all just before a race, and the whole day he's steaming, but hey, he got pole!

He has never raced so viciously in his life, and damn, he was still steaming afterwards.

Just know that he kissed you extra hard in front of the cameras that day, as a massive, 'fuck you' to the idiots who are horrible.

He wouldn't directly make a post about it. He's media trained and knows how to look good to the masses, but he does show you off more as a silent way of telling the fans to get a life.

— LATEN REED.

Laten only sees it when it's affecting you, he doesnt realise that the women around you are mean due to you both dating. He's so happy with you that nothing else exists outside of your little bubble.

Maybe you suggest breaking up. You cry over the mean comments they make towards you. Maybe you flat out ignore him in public to save yourself the backlash.

Either way, he is devastated. He's so upset that 1. He didn't notice, and 2. You're upset over a bunch of idiots.

He would comfort you, pamper you, baby you. Make sure that you're happy with him because he genuinely would go crazy if he ever lost you.

Laten will catch them out and flash his pretty smile, "Leave them alone. It's none of your business." And they smile and giggle, and suddenly they all love you and have a fanclub for you... which is also annoying.

But at least they're not mean anymore!

— JAE 'NIKO' LEE.

Due to his job and the nature of it. There is nothing that he can do. He needs to keep a polite and positive front, he can't let people know the real him.

But he is seething. Seeing the death threats? The doxxing? He's angry.

He will use it as an excuse to pin you underneath his thumb and keep you in place, "it's too dangerous out there, darling."

Honestly, he uses it to his advantage for his selfish desires of keeping you where he wants you.

But he does seek them out and have them sorted out. Legally, of course.

— KAIDAN WOLFE.

Kaidan is so upset. Our delusional baby is so overwhelmed by the fact that your sadness is due to his popularity.

His entire fandom is created by people who want him, of course it's his fault you're getting hate.

He posts you more and makes sure that you feel loved and seen. That he doesn't listen to them, doesn't care.

Kaidan takes you out on private dates and hangs around with you 1:1 to make sure that the intimacy is there.

He wants you to know that he loves you and doesn't care about what they say, so neither should you.

— HAYDEN WEST.

I genuinely don't see anything like this happening. He's a very introverted person and not really ever noticed by others.

He thanks the world for bringing you so close into his grasp.

— JOSHUA WHITE.

The girls at the church can be vicious. Joshua is the perfect man. The perfect husband. The perfect father. Their dream man.

Taken by you? What in God's name?

He doesn't seem the sly remarks or the jabs made your way at first. He's so busy helping the community.

When he finally picks up on your behaviour as you slowly crawl into yourself due to their nastiness, he's over it.

He hates bullies. Those who are unkind. It goes against everything he believes in.

He makes sure to make it known in the church that its people will remain respectful and kind, to love thy neighbour, and to stop being judgmental idiots.

He also makes sure to make eye contact with those who make you uncomfortable, to really lay it on thick that he won't stand for any of it.

— BLAKE CROSS.

Blake picks up on it way before you do, and he stamps it out just as fast.

He's wealthy, from a wealthy family and knows what he wants and how to get it.

He got you, and he's not going to lose you because of a bunch of idiots.

Unlike the others, he has no social boundaries and will create a fuss.

"Shut up, I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire." He spits their way before dragging you away from them with a scowl and clenched jaw.

Honestly, it doesn't take long for him to get rid of idiots. He knows he can be a nasty person, and he will take advantage of it.

[crepesuzette2023]

Hi! Because someone just asked me, I'd love you hear your Top 5 favourite McLennon fics!

You made my day! Nothing could have made me happier than this ask.

I'm not going to evade your question. I will post my top-five, even though it hurts to choose. But you inspired me to finally write a longer (okay: very long) post about some (not nearly all!) of my favorites, which will be under the cut.

(Sorry for not knowing every writer's tumblr, by the way. Please feel free to let me know, so I can tag authors where appropriate. Thank you!)

My Top 5:

MIRACLE WORKER by @scurator. What can I say. Every time I need my heart broken and to feel an inkling of what grace truly means, I go to this masterpiece about Paul and Robert Fraser finding each other again at Cavendish in 1981.

COAST STARLIGHT by bookofapril is "Miracle Worker's" cosmic twin. The sun to its night. Paul and Robert Fraser on Fire Island in 1974. Nothing I can say will do it justice, so I won't try. This is the "other world" conjured in "Tug of War," so powerfully and joyfully imagined, it's real. (I'm always thinking of this story, but I did so extra hard when I came across a prompt recently: 'They aren't each other's first love, but they're each other's true love'.)

SAME AS IT EVER WAS by RedheadAmongWolves. My favorite Outsider's POV. An ageing newsstand owner from Liverpool remembers John and Paul as boys and young men. There's something magical about the relationship coming alive in these glimpses. A story filled with tenderness that reminds me to always look closely.

AN ORGASM OF SOUND by @pauls1967moustache. The insanity of John and Paul in 1967 got the tribute it deserves. I sleep easier since I read this story. It feels cosmically right that it exists.

PLANT A SEED by @eveepe. Paul in his slutty sailor outfit in Miami. He and John are into each other, and happy, and fuck slowly. Afterwards, Paul has an idea for a new song. That's it. Tender, glorious, hot perfection. Apply at least once a week for best results.

For more thoughts about some of my favorite stories, sorted into very much defined-ad-hoc categories, read under the cut.

Young Love:

I love the myth of their first meeting, and stories that speculate about the sexually loaded creative fireworks/gritty jealousies/tentative hand-holding/topping and tailing during the first years. Here are some faves:

Paul finds music, and John, and his life is changing. In STREETS OF OUR TOWN (@with-eyes-closed) you can taste the upheaval and promise of first love and growing up. Deeply sensual, even without on-page sex. The shaky, sweet, and all-consuming fire of John and Paul’s first kiss is immortalized in ALL I KNOW SINCE YESTERDAY (RedheadAmongWolves). In NON NOBIS SOLUM (@downtothe-lastdrop), art student John simply has to know how far grammar school boy Paul will go to please him. But Paul matches him play-by-play. In THE CAST IRON SHORE (@m1ssunderstanding) Paul earns extra money through music and sex. John finds out. They fall in love, and hide their mutual pining behind transactions—but in the end, they man up to pair up, and get their band back on track. (The first part is finished; I can’t wait for part 2.) John and Paul’s ’61 trip to Paris has been honored in fiction many times; WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG THEY ASSUME YOU KNOW NOTHING (@lilypadd23) is a slow-burning, blessedly long story that blossoms sweetly. DON’T THINK ABOUT IT is the concept by which Paul measures both his pining for John and their deeply satisfying (but surely not really queer?!) sex life. Perfectly realized Paul POV by @merseydreams. Finally: I NEED YOU DARLIN’ (verse) (by @beatlessideblog) would have fit many categories, but I put it here, because in the end, it’s about young John and Paul becoming friends, making music, having sex, and falling in love. No more, no less. Embedded in a late 50’s/early 60's Liverpool omegaverse in which there's a place for their bond. But, surprise (?!): It’s still complicated. I can’t overstate how charming and satisfying and funny and hot this work is.

Old John and Paul:

Is there anything as lovely as imagining John and Paul growing old together?

In HERE TODAY (@herspecialagent), John and Paul found happiness with each other in Scotland. On 8th December 1980, they invite friends for a party, and fight an inexplicable sense of doom. A reminder that our other lives can be closer than we think, and to keep our loved ones even closer.

GROW OLD WITH ME (@inherownwr1te): Old farmers and husbands John and Paul enjoy domestic bliss, deal with a broken arm, and make sweet love.

HAVING COFFEE (@feathersandblue): John Lennon and Paul McCartney, “one of the most iconic gay couples in history,” look back on their early love, the Beatles, and being outed in the 80’s, in this oh-so-glamourous, well-written 2020 portrait…

Magical re-tellings of J/P and/or the Beatles Story:

No matter where you come down on the blessed vs. cursed continuum—they were living through something magical.

In KISSING THE BLARNEY (@zilabee) the Beatles draw love and music from kissing Paul, and each other, until the stupid world interferes. But fear not, all ends well. How to tell the truth through whimsy: this story demonstrates it.

In WE ARE ALL TOGETHER (also by @zilabee), John and Paul switch bodies. It helps.

I WAS A YOUNGER MAN NOW (THEN) (POST HOC) BY @fingersfallingupwards: Paul is a time traveler and braids his life together with John’s, out of order, through the years. And yes, they do grow old together—but not without losing each other first. I’m in awe of this story.

A darker time-traveling story is A MATTER OF TIME (D12Fan), in which John and Paul love each other, over and over, and never manage to make it work—but Paul won’t give up.

FOR THOUGH THEY MAY BE PARTED (@downtothe-lastdrop): The misery of the 'Get Back' sessions and memory-stunting technology imported from “Severance” are not enough to kill off John and Paul’s attraction and longing for each other. Again, this is basically what happened, so.

John and Paul without the Beatles?

Yes, please! Sometimes, the best way to dissect and celebrate (and fix?) this mesmerizing and exasperating partnership is to lift it from its context and drop it elsewhere. Anything goes.

WHATEVER FATE DECREES by @dailyhowl: A gorgeous, finely spun, securely handled, self-contained vision of how John and Paul could have worked as artists in love, without a band to 'legitimize' and constrain their bond. I love this homage to their deep and complicated love that needed trust and breathing room.

1967 by @walkuntilthedaylight: What if John and Paul had gone to Spain together and not come back? This story not only explores their relationship layer by layer, it also dives into the the feelings of those who knew them 'before' and who now meet them again, as a couple. A fascinating alternate history. Not a fluffy one.

TOMORROW I'LL MISS YOU (@pauls1967moustache): Paul abandons John in Hamburg—or John stays behind without bothering to write, depending on who you ask. This "Before Sunset"—AU reunites them, years later. They ride a bus and write a song, and the love and tension are sweet and painful.

DOUBLE FANTASY (by @javelinbk): Modern AU in which John and Paul meet at John's flower shop and manage to ignore and creatively re-interpret their feelings for one another for a surprising amount of time, before fate has mercy. I love how their sweet, well-matched eccentricity makes the world a warmer place for both of them.

WE ARE STARDUST (Unchained_Daisychain): AU. John and Paul meet at Woodstock, fall hard and fast for each other, and have to decide what to do with it: Paul's life is back home in England...except...

Angst, darkness, and courage:

Pain, fear, grief, and other dark emotions are part of the real J/P story, so it makes sense to honor and harvest them in fiction. One of my favorite brands of McLennon angst is the one triggered by their feelings for each other, and the thing they become once they're together™. When they're scared of how much they need each other, and of what will happen next.

ONE AND ONE AND ONE IS THREE and MANAGING EXPECTATIONS (both by @pauls1967moustache), for instance. The first is a terrifying threesome with Yoko (at John's instigation, of course), in which trust is never rewarded and sex resolves nothing. The second is Paul wondering, in thoughts both messy and crystal clear, whether he exists independently of John. He turns to Brian for answers. They fuck. It feels like a human thing compared to what is going on in Paul's mind. Just astounding.

SUNDAY DRIVER (@boshemians) dives into the theme of Paul and John being afraid of themselves in the aftermath of Paul's accident (moped, sexual) with Tara Browne. This one, like "Managing Expectations," ends on a lovely grace note.

MACABRE (@dovetailjoints). Lennon and McCartney go too far.

OPEN HEART (@paisanas). Paul drinks John's blood. John lets him. But Paul starts to hate himself for how much he needs John, which John feels as rejection. I love how this story ends on Paul embracing his need. You can see the painful, bare bones of their malnourished love under the lush sensuality of the vampire sex. Raw and rich.

SILENCE (@ohjohnnysblog). Short and piercing. If there is someone you love—tell them. Don't wait.

THE LATE, GREAT JOHNNY ACE (@midchelle). Reeling with grief, Paul is recording an album in 1981. George and Ringo are there. John is not. But in the end—he is. And they touch. I've always admired Paul's resilience in the face of having to perform or "prove" his love of John in public, and this story showed me, without sugar-coating, where this resilience comes from.

Light, hope, and fixing things:

There is also much lightness and brightness in McLennon, because John and Paul were ridiculous, and horny, and weird. And also: they deserve a laugh. They deserve the fluffiest of happy endings. They deserve high-quality, life-affirming smut. They deserve silly, because silly is what they were. You know their names, look up their number.

1980. John is in BERMUDA (@scurator), Paul visits. Paul comes prepared, John just comes. Sometimes, it can be this simple. This story always leaves me in such a good mood. Paul is the (more) experienced one, and it...really works for me.

GOT TO GET DOWN (@eveepe): In praise of John's obsession with Paul's...precious. His small and perfect prick.

ADVENTURES IN TOTAL HONESTY (@merseydreams). Pithy and sexy, and, I quote from the tags: #Excessive Margarita Mixing.

ANINUT (@pauls1967moustache): The Beatles heal, together and separately, after Brian's death. Once more, I quote the writer: "The Beatles did not follow any of the Jewish mourning traditions, and frankly, they should have."

The unhinged weirdness of the Mad Day Out, with John and Paul escaping and Francie, Yoko and Mal not missing them...much, is rightfully celebrated in one of the insaner stories I read: JOHN, I'M ONLY DANCING (@skylikeaflame)

FAIR'S FAIR (@javelinbk): John and Paul are being silly during a press conference, resulting in acute arousal requiring John's skilled intervention. I love the unexpected care and tenderness in this one!

WHERE THE POETS WENT (RedheadAmongWolves): Tender and enchanted story in which Paul and John go to a bookstore, where they're not as famous as everywhere else. As delicate as the chiming doorbells and the pages murmuring around them.

TAKEN AWAY (@crumblingcookies) Extraterrestrial Intelligence intervenes to reunite John and Paul.

CAN I TAKE MY FRIEND TO BED? (manhattanvalleys). Paul fucks the band in sequence and gets off in the end, as is his due. This is a story like Prince's KISS. No filler, all effect.

THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY (@ohjohnnysblog). Warm and nostalgic phone sex in the 70's.

KEEP THE LIGHT WE'RE GIVEN (@backbenttulips). Amidst the rise of Beatlemania, Paul and John expect their first child. This is Paul's 1962 diary.

More Outsider POV's:

STILL MATES (@pauls1967moustache): in 1968, Peter Asher takes the leap to act on his feelings for his sister's spiraling ex fiancé. This isn't about Paul as much as about Peter, and who he wants to be. Gutting character study. It made me love Peter.

ANOTHER GIRL (@boshemians): Astrid reunites with the Beatles during the making of AHDN and registers their words and deeds with the same stark objectivity as her camera. I love how she seeks the shelter of obscurity while they are being dragged into the limelight. But she sees them, wherever they are. J/P in this story feels incredibly real to me.

WHY BUY THE COW (RedheadAmongWolves). The milkman sees everything on his early morning rounds: the arrival of a nice new family, the McCartneys, the mother's illness, the sadness after her death...and the arrival of a new love in the older son's life. He shouldn't approve—should say something, in fact. But a small inner voice holds him back.

SLEEPLESS IN WALES (thinkpink20). Mike overhears Paul and John whisper in bed. He doesn't understand everything they say. I do. Adorable.

Not each other's first love, but each other's true love

THIS YEAR'S FOR ME AND YOU (@skylikeaflame): After a long life, after deep and loving partnerships with other people, John and Paul, encouraged by their grown-up children, finally meet their mutual love head on. A festive story about waiting the perfect amount of time.

THERE ARE ALWAYS FLOWERS (tarenas): The Beatles are in the past; John and Paul's love is in ashes. Paul, who is fragile and bereft, lives with George, who is content. The four ex-Beatles unite for the second wedding of Mike McCartney. At times, the aching grief in this story is almost unbearable. But the love between George and Paul is unusual and real. This is unfinished. I'll keep waiting for the final chapter.

Beyond J/P

WANT ME WHEN I'M NOT THERE (@backbenttulips): Linda catches Paul cheating on her with John. She divorces him. Finally: a story that puts her most likely reaction front and center, with no mercy for the messed-up geniuses.

In the Rebecca-AU LOVE LIKE GHOSTS (@backbenttulips), Yoko becomes Mrs. Lennon. Soon, she discovers that her husband is haunted by the ghost of his first love. It's pleasing how well this re-telling matches the events as they (alas) (almost) happened. The ending is chilling. Genuinely horrifying. I love seeing Yoko as the sensible one and as the focus of empathy.

THE BASS LESSON (@aquarianshift). Paul and Stu fool around without letting go of their mutual resentment for even a moment. And it works. "Let's never do this again." I don't think so.

TELL ME ALL MY LOVE'S IN VAIN (@midchelle). Forget about quote unquote platonically obsessed male rock stars: This about about Maureen and Patti through the years. The web weaving continues.

SPOTLIGHT ON JOHN AND STU (@dailyhowl) A love story in letters—too brief, like Stu's life, but sounding as if the writer transcribed their dictation. Some of the best descriptions of what it must have been like to play on stage with the Beatles during the mania are in NO I IN THREESOME (@with-eyes-closed). George finds himself in the beam of attention between John and Paul, and nearly loses his mind. But he's determined to stay and become part of them. Paul is daddy and "fucks like music" as seen through George's eyes. The whole story is vicious and hot and uncomfortable—until there's the love and quiet at the eye of the storm.

Not for the faint of heart! WHAT THE CIGGIE CARTON SAW (@waveofhand): Paul McCartney having his way with cigarettes.

This is getting out of hand...but I'll stop here. There are so many more stories I love. And I can think of many other categories that would deserve their own post.

So, who knows: To be continued?

[cedarswood]

So Let Me Get This Straight,

Characters hate black girls but love white girls that use aave in their fanfic and base their personalities off of being white and innocent with an edge. They can’t resist how light and white your skin is you’re practically perfect for them! All because you’re a white girl. Even better when you use black and Asian culture to make the “subtly” white reader badass.

Speaking of which, why would Korean characters want a Korean girl when they could have a white girl who gives herself a Japanese “aesthetic”, and somehow manages to give every Asian character she writes for Japanese traditions? As if they share the same culture? Screw research, it’s just a headcanon, not like it’s hurting anyone.

They like racist white girls!

Characters hate fat girls but adore the skinny girls that go out of their way to attack living, breathing fat people for existing in fandom. They love that you’re brave enough to tell them the truth. Letting these girls know that they’re ugly, fat, and undesirable. Even though the fictional character in question doesn’t have a hateful bone in their body and fights for everyone.

How can Nanami Kento not bust a nut in his jeans? He loves it when you’re terrorizing real fuckin people just to win his 2D cock all for yourself.

On top of that, these characters love that being skinny is your entire personality. Come to think of it, you never let them forget that they bagged a skinny white girl. That’s all you talk about! The belly that bulges when he fucks you, the flat stomach he can’t stop touching, your thin fragile body that’ll snap like a toothpick if he hugs you too long. Et cetera, et cetera.

They like skinny white girls!

These characters can’t stand the thought of dating anyone but a white girl. Don’t matter if they’re Japanese, Mexican, Black, Chinese, etc.! They want a white girl that fetishizes their entire race. Fuck the fact that some of these characters have storylines about facing racism and discrimination. All they care about is dating a white girl who can’t stand the thought of a fictional character loving women of color.

Besides, according to y’all [racist white girls], most of them would rather be gay than date black or brown girls. Which is why y’all ship them with their buddies, hell even the men they hate in canon! But never the black & brown girls in the series. Cause that’s just weird and wrong and she’s most likely in the way of their relationship.

That’s why it’s okay for you to wake up and start your day finding new ways to subtly refer to your whiteness in your x reader fics. Fics that you hound people to reblog and spread so you’ll get a wider audience. But then again, the bigger your blog, the more white people you’ll have to send after poc creators for calling you out.

They only love racist white girls!

Characters that are written as these insanely strong men suddenly become so mean-spirited and disgusted at the thought of dating anyone with fat on them. All that strength they’ve built up disappears at the mention of a fat girl liking them. It’s impossible to imagine Toji Fushiguro lifting a fat girl, Ken Ryuguji is now as strong as an infant. Bruce Wayne has trained to lift thousands of pounds but can’t possibly pick up a fat girl who loves Batman.

No no, they’re only able to use all that strength to hold their skinny white girls like babies. Not wanting their tiny white feet to touch the ground for a second, or else they become dirty. These men gained that strength, not to protect the world or destroy it, but to make their skinny girls feel so small and dainty in their presence. To protect their skinny white girls from the delusional fat girls who are jealous of them and can’t understand that they’re not desirable until they lose weight.

They only love skinny white girls!

My point is more than clear but I’m going to say it again. It’s mind-boggling that plenty of y’all go out of your way to say people don’t belong or can’t have fun in fandom spaces. All because they’re not white or skinny. Truly believing that a hateful piece of shit gets to decide who’s more deserving to write or fantasize about imaginary characters that wouldn’t even like you based on canon material.

You feel so entitled to make skinny white people the default that you harass and dog-pile people just for making their own spaces. Reminding people that unless they’re white and skinny, they can’t enjoy shit. All to be “chosen” by a fictional 2D character.

Go to hell. Don’t pass go, y’all are disgusting human beings.

[sm-baby]

Able strikes me as… the kind of person that does things right naturally. Like for the carnival AU, I bet in real life he was just good at everything without even trying. Everyone likes him, he’s just great in his own, I bet him and Caine even look similar, like the kind where the real only difference is maybe height, and style.

Caine is the younger brother that is jealous, he is extremely jealous even if he doesn’t want to be. He wants to be content with himself, but it is so damn hard with a sibling that even unintentionally looms over you. Getting mistaken for them at places, and when people meet you it’s always “Oh you’re Able’s brother” or “oh I hope you’ll be like him” and it’s a little flattering but mostly discouraging mentally. He wants to be like Able, but he knows he can’t.

Like a couple years back when my sister graduated a year early in high school, literally a cyber expert by the time she got out, and already years in on collage work, meanwhile I was your average struggling student, so even though she’s my favorite older sibling, we look similar, sound similar, hell, some people have mistaken me for her but with shorter hair. I know that having someone loom over you like that, someone everyone likes, everyone loves, and is just better in every way, it makes you go to the darkest places at times.

And that’s just me— from what you’ve said of Caine’s family, they just seem toxic. Caine if five times better than me and even my older sister who’s amazing, he knows so many languages and is so awesome in general, yet his parents have the nerve to do his. Sometimes I feel like I’m in a fucked up yin-yang sibling story, so I can really sort of relate to what u assume Caine is going through. It’s hard when you have similar interests, looks, and so much more with someone, yet everyone just loves them, and not you, and you have no clue why. And you want to be proud, you are proud, you’re happy, but some part of you deep inside just wishes you didn’t exist, or that the person you’re always compared to didn’t exist, so then no one would be able to compare you. Sometimes it’s obvious, people saying the differences, other times it’s fully a mental thing, I never was compared to my older sister by parents, but it’s a like a part of me knew that I was insignificant.

If it’s anything like the personal relationship I have with this person in my life, Caine and Able are close, but there are moments where it just bubbles through, the destain and/or harsh thoughts finally get to the surface of the water. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an argument because Caine snapped at Able and started talking about how damn great Able is to everyone. My older sibling seems a bit like Able, and she never was forced into being perfect, it’s just natural for them. It’s a rocky relationship, when you know you love that person, that sibling means the world to you, but there’s that envy in part of you. I would sort of like it if this is expanded on more, maybe just a bit because I find it somewhat personal, you don’t have to, but I think it would be interesting if this was specifically shown somewhere. Siblings relationships are tough, but I personally know that… this particular style, the kind of sibling relationship I have with that one older sibling and the relationship Caine and Able have, is extremely hard. Because it never goes away, that spite and the small bit of hatred, but you just have to live with it, you blame yourself for your shortcomings, it never leaves, but you still stay close. They’re still your favorite person, still someone that you feel like you can share everything with, and you learn that you can’t get over those bad feeling, they just exist.

…I really need to stop writing when I’m half asleep. Might continue on how Carnival Pomni is similar to me, next time I’m half asleep and typing/j

*pat pat* it will definitely be touched upon... Im too proud of Caine's writing to leave him in the dark... Im so happy you relate to him that way, and Im sorry to hear how rocky your relationship is with your sister. Best of luck to both of you <3

[sleepygremlin11]

The reactions to Miquella as a character is honestly so telling about the broader souls gaming community. I mostly mean on Reddit because I am like 90% straight cis Reddit guys couldn’t analyze a evil character with any sort of benefit of the doubt. TLDR at the bottom because I’m a hoe who loved to ramble…

I’m not gonna pretend that I have a perfect grasp on Elden ring lore, so if anyone notices anything like crazy wrong with this feel free to let me know. But, from what I have seen on YouTube and Reddit people are desperate to make miquella out to be the most evil mf to ever exist in a video game. In all of the analysis I’ve seen of him as a character. People don’t seem to want to acknowledge that he’s probably mentally stunted from his curse. Like be so for real 10-year-olds are the most evil motherfuckers to ever exist, being stuck like that for hundreds of years, would drive anyone to a little bit of mass genocide. People also don’t want to see that he had majority positive intentions, and if you’re looking at it in a way that acknowledges that he’s probably despite his actual age only thinking with the mental capacity of a young child, the sort of black-and-white morality that he used in his campaign is completely fitting for a kid of that age. I think dudes on Reddit just are all not allowed within 60 feet of school so they’ve never interacted with children before, but I think if I asked my cousins that are that age they would solve a corrupt world they would say they would force everyone to be nice if given the opportunity.

Also, please take a second to consider the situation he was raised in before you make judgments on him just being a completely morally black character. Marika is absolutely insane from what we know of her, and wouldn’t you know it? So much of what Miquella does is similar to his mom. But he also leads with intentions to be better than her and a more positive force broadly. anyone who has played Elden Ring can and should tell you that the setting of the game is absolutely grim dark. Most of the characters you meet want you dead and if they don’t want you dead, they will probably end up dying by the end of the game. Even in the games happiest endings, the end is still bittersweet and nothing is really fixed. particularly because that’s just what the souls like genre goes for in it’s messaging.

I don’t want to make baseless accusations of homophobia to an entire group of people and a fandom that is admittedly accepting for websites that tend to be cesspits of homophobia and transphobia. But I feel like despite They being similar intentions and results Rahni does not get as harsh of a reaction as Miquella does. I firmly believe that this is because he is one of the few queer characters that we see in any soul games. It’s of course not great that the one aspect of queer representation is an incest pairing where one of them is getting molested. But I would still categorize him as a queer character. I think with a het pairing people would be more willing to make the relationship seem less predatory, but because it’s a queer relationship and Miquella is admittedly a bad character, people don’t look at their relationship with any sort of nuance. Radahn and Miquella are not the only examples of incest in Elden ring, and I think it’s also very common for stories based on pantheons to have incest. That sure is weird as hell, not a good thing, and it’s weird as fuck in my opinion. But it’s common in these stories. This could just be me being naïve, but I have never seen such a harsh reaction to a couple in media even when discussing other similarly, toxic and abusive pairings within media.

Idk if anyone’s willing to share their thoughts on this, I am more than happy to talk in the comments, so please let me know what you think 🥺

TLDR: Miquella is an evil but well written character and his actions make sense in the story. Fandom should not regard him as harshly as they do. Especially on sites like YouTube and Reddit, which are adorably dominated by straight cis men. I think part of the reason fandom reguards him so harshly in these communities is because he is a canon queer character. It’s also two in the morning right now when I’m writing this so this probably makes no sense and I’ll delete it tomorrow. 





[ptoodle]

Very rarely do I see people ship Fern and Huntress Wizard but when I do I can’t help but feel like they have a fundamental misunderstanding of both Huntress Wizard and Fern’s nature. Like on the surface it’s “haha!!! Plant boy and plant girl!!!! Huntress Wizard likes Finn and Fern is Finn but a plant so they’re perfect for each other!!!!” which just like, completely ignores everything core to Fern’s existence and Huntress Wizard’s complicated feelings toward love.

Fern is just more than just “Finn but plant”. He is LITERALLY Finn, but tainted with a curse. He is built out of fucked up evil twisted magic. Fern spends his entire existence finding his own identity and trying to reconcile Finn’s natural desire to do good with the corrupting nature of the grass curse. Fern’s struggle is internal, and he don’t have the emotional capacity for romance until he sorts his own shit out (which unfortunately due to the curse, he’ll never be able to do).

There's also the matter of the huge gap in emotional maturity between Finn and Fern. The Finn inside the Finnsword missed key moments of emotional development that our Finn experienced from season 6 to 8. Fern wasn't molded by key experiences like The Visitor, Crossover, Hall of Egress, Flute Spell, Don't Look, or The Music Hole. In particular, the massive emotional growth Finn underwent in Flute Spell is what allowed him to start a functional relationship with Huntress Wizard, and Fern lacks that growth. Fern is essentially a version of Finn stuck in season 6, and lacks the emotional intelligence to properly handle a relationship with anyone, let alone somebody as emotionally sensitive as Huntress Wizard.

But enough about Fern. I’m not a Fern expert, and this is only my B-rate interpretation of his character. The REAL egregious mischaracterizations of a Fern x Huntress Wizard ship lay in people just not understanding Huntress Wizard properly. For starters, you have to understand that both Fern and Huntress Wizard are two very magical beings, but their magics come from different sources. Huntress Wizard is a wizard (surprising, I know) and Fern is a CURSE. Fern is an unnatural, malicious magical force. Huntress Wizard would be off-put by Fern’s existence because he is a perversion of the natural world that she ties herself deeply to. Huntress Wizard assumes the role of a sort of “keeper of nature” in the forests of Ooo (as seen in her quest to slay the Grumbo for being invasive in The Wild Hunt), and Fern is a disruption to that natural order. A relationship between the two would never work because Huntress Wizard would be uncomfortable with Fern’s very existence.

There’s also the matter of why Huntress Wizard is attracted to Finn, and how Fern lacks many of the qualities Huntress Wizard likes Finn for. For starters, there’s the matter of emotional development I talked about before. Finn is extremely well-put together during the time he spends with Huntress Wizard in Flute Spell, and it’s easy to see how deeply he respects Huntress Wizard and her objectives. Finn isn’t determined to help Huntress Wizard with her mission to talk to the Spirit of the Forest out of a blind infatuation for her, but out of his natural drive to help people. Finn is very in-tune with his emotions (and can handle rejection like a champ), and Huntress Wizard can see that in him. This emotional in-tuneness is part of why Huntress Wizard so deeply respects Finn. Huntress Wizard seems to value her ability to stay true to her feelings (which even she struggles with; see my Flute Spell megareview for more) is drawn to his honesty and selflessness. Unfortunately for Fern, whether it is because of his lack of emotional development or because of his curse, cannot handle all his conflicting feelings inside him and doesn’t have the same kind of emotional stability that Huntress Wizard is attracted to Finn for.

I could go on and on and list even more reasons to why Fern x Huntress Wizard wouldn’t work, but those stray further into the “headcanon-ey”school of thought and I’m trying to be more objective with my character analysis as possible. I know being complexly objective is impossible and you have to leave a little room for individual interpretation but overall the entire ship is built on a very flimsy basis of “what if the two plant people liked eachother” and that’s it. There’s way more to these characters that make them special, and reducing them to just their visual similarities does a disservice to their character depth and creative potential.

[sashi-ya]

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫? [a theory]

⬦ So, as many asked here is my theory! I've been thinking of this since i read Punk Hazard. Law has never been a pirate for me, nor a marine... so there had to be something in the middle and that is SWORD! Let's discuss the reasons! (Also please, be careful this theory is full of spoilers since I added the last pieces of info given in ch. 1080).

⬦ Disclaimer: Please, if you don't agree with any of the points stated we can discuss them but only if you do it respectfully and calmly. This is just my POV and take on the story. I might be wrong, or not. It doesn't matter, it's just a theory!. If you are gonna use this theory anywhere please ask me first. I'm tired of seeing my stuff on twitter gain endless likes for other to take the credit. Also, any other info you can share that you think I might have forgotter will be welcomed! ⬦ tagging: @thepoisonpoison ; @husband-in-law ; @akhlys-san ; @ruby-white-rabbit sorry for the delay! but here it is! :3

So! As I was waiting for the official release of ch. 1080 I didn’t write the theory sooner! I wanted to check if they had change something, especially the Rocky Port incident part! Apparently is all correct so here we go with my reasons for thinking Law is either a marine or a collaborator from SWORD!

Law was saved by a marine. This seems like a stupid and obvious point BUT is by far deeper than it seems; Cora lied to Law about being a marine because little Law was basically angry at them -but honestly, at everyone and everything in this world, too-. Now, we should recall properly who exactly was the real bastard that let the inhabitants of Flevance get sick and ultimately killed them: THE WORLD GOVERNMENT. Sure, the WG sent presumably marines to destroy the city; but… have you seen them? Cause I honestly we only saw people wearing the masks and suspiciously similar attires (not exactly the same) the guards of Punk Hazard wore (where do we see Law after the time skip? YES, PH. Remember there are no coincidences when it comes to ODA).

But, why did the WG sent those “marines” to destroy the city? Well, they couldn’t take the blame for exploiting the island for the amber lead KNOWING the people were getting sick because of it. But who cares about Flevance’s lives when such metal is used for… for… FOR WHAT, EXACTLY? Isn’t it toxic to touch? Then why the fuck do you need such metal? Ah… WEAPONS! But… who uses such weapons? For what?. All in all, who is the real bad guy here? the marines or the WG? Yes. Law is by far more intelligent than most of the OP characters, he can understand who to blame. And because of it there is another reason WHY Law would prefer being part of SWORD and it is because -as Kuzan says: Sword members are marines who give up their marine code and do not have to follow protocols nor -this is the most important one- they DO NOT respond to the WG. SWORD is the perfect alternative to both uphold the law while being against the fucking bastards at the same time. (refer to ch. 1080 during the mini flashback of Koby being in front of BB).

Also, Cora-san wasn’t probably part of sword (maybe it didn’t exist back then, this is my guess. In fact I believe it was formed right after Marineford) because he still used his marine code (01746). HOWEVER… DID HE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PROTOCOLS? NOPE, HE DIDN’T CARE, HE WENT AND STOLE THE OPE OPE NO MI FOR LAW! Law has learnt a great example of real justice from a very young age.

2. The relationship with Koby and the Rocky Port Incident. What the actual fuck happened at the “Rocky Port”? we don’t know exactly, but Oda has given us 3 important pieces of information: 1. Law was the mastermind behind the RPI. 2. Koby became a marine hero after such incident. 3. Law became a Shichibukai after (do you believe in this? I don’t, exactly) giving 100 hearts from pirates to the marine. Who the fu- why? So, there is for sure a previous encounter -or a connection at least- in between Koby and Law. Koby, is with no doubt part of SWORD. Keep this in mind for later, we are gonna go back at this point but first let’s start back at Sabaody, please! Let’s go to point 3:

3. The relationship Law has with X-DRAKE (past and present) Who else connects with Koby? Yes, X-DRAKE!. Now, let’s go a little bit deeper (I know you, stop) about X-Drake and Law’s rs. If we go back in time to Vol. 51, chapter 498 “The Eleven Supernova” where we got introduced to them officially. First panel we see with Law:

So the first time we saw Law he is directly referring to Drake who -as many believe- he has left his spot at the Marine to become a Pirate. Interesting how Oda decided to introduce such important characters this way, right? Is not exactly that he is trying to portray a connection between them… 🤭

Good, good! Let’s go a little bit back in time now. Do you remember who Cora stole the Ope Ope no mi from? X-DRAKE’S DAD. Who at the time was the captain of a stupid ass pirate crew (Barrels pirates) that decided to sell the Ope Ope no mi to the Marine.

Uhum… yes. So, after the raid, both Cora and Doffy made a little bit of ruckus and ultimately the Donquixote family ended with Drake dad’s life. Little dino daddy (aka Drake) was able to scape just in time so he saved his life. AND Law’s life, too. Why? Because he was the kid Tsuru found and that was what the DQF heard through the radio! “a Kid had been found crying by the Marine” so, while Law was able to scape thanks to the sacrifice of Cora, he also got lucky that they found another kid. But, if it had been Law the one found by the marine… he would have been raised as one (as happened to Drake).

So, maybe at this point Drake didn’t know exactly who the other kid was, but, since he was raised by Sengoku and Tsuru* (*who now we know has a grandaughter that’s part of SWORD too) he probably learnt the real identity of Law back (or even before the introduction Oda give us at Sabaody).

UGH THERE IS A LOT, BUT WAIT WAIT, THERE IS MORE. And this is the main point: their interaction at Wano: WHEN DID LAW AND DRAKE SPOKE WHEN LAW WAS SENT TO JAIL TO TRADE HIS LIFE FOR BEPO, PEN AND SHACH’S LIFE WITH HAWKINS? Because BOTH fooled Hawkins into thinking Law was going to be in jail with no way of scaping. MANGA DOESN’T SHOW IT. ANIME EITHER. There is something previous hidden that has to be shown at some point! In Wano we have confirmation that Drake is no other than Koby’s superior in SWORD. Do I have to explain ANY FURTHER?

(also, I love Law but it was hella funny how XDrake to keep with the act hit the hell out of our poor doctor. We can say he is finally relieved of punching Law after what happened in the past)

4. Now, back to the Rocky Port Incident: IT HAPPENED AT DAMN HACHINOSU. This was only shown 3 days ago! While I was reading I passed the page and had to come back like WAIT… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Cause LORD! Can you see the relationship? It’s crazy! For how long has Oda been cooking this? Isn’t a LOT of coincidences that Law didn’t know anything and was a simple pirate when he planned the “incident”??  which at this point -in my opinion- is no other than a lie they decided to show the world to undercover such growing Supernova! I strongly believe that Law had been contacted by either Drake or someone close to him to be part of SWORD and together they worked to bring the RPI alive. Now, we can either think 2 possibilities: 1. Law has already been at the New World (even before Luffy) because Hachinosu is there (and pretty close to Laugh Tale I might say) or 2. Because it is only stated as “the masterMIND of the RPI” he wasn’t there, but, he had planned it from somewhere else. I think both are interesting, both in any case had to be done with the help of others; aka SWORD or Marine. This has yet to be shown by Oda at some point for sure.

I’m sorry I can’t give more info about what exactly happened there because there isn’t any more than what I’ve already discussed.

5. PUNK HAZARD, Smoker and Aokiji.

Do you remember when Luffy was getting closer to PH that they received a call from marines asking for help? Do we have that clarify? Who the fuck called the Sunny? We don’t exactly know. And you won’t know until Law’s true nature is shown. What a coincidence… right? Law encountered Luffy and proposed an alliance right in the island where he was staying and to where Luffy was called in the middle of their route by random marines… 👀👀 INTERESTING, a shichibukai on an island that belong to the WG… Sure, he was there to start his plan to avenge Doffy, that’s clear. But I think there is more than we can already tell.

For me PH is no other than the first clear showing of the cooperation of 3 main forces in the universe of one piece (that sets precedent for future wars): MARINES (smoker), PIRATES (Luffy) AND… LAW’S SIDE: SOMETHING THAT’S IN BETWEEN: at that point he wasn’t a marine, but he was a pirate protected by the marine. Sounds familiar? Yes, pretty similar to SWORD. ➡ this is pure personal analysis of Oda’s writing style.

Please don’t forget Law telling Smoker about Green Bit! – this leads us to a new probable member of SWORD too! Smoker is a vice admiral who is kinda rebellious if you think about it! He wants to uphold the law and always be on the justice side… but is the WG always the “justice” side? Nope. (Smoker worked with Luffy twice)

The appearance of Kuzan – he was the one who saved Smoker from the sharp threads of Doffy’s attack. And Kuzan has been a repetitive character that’s -at least for me- appeared in very important moments of the story. Is not a coincidence that he appears at PH after Law tells Luffy to hurry the fuck up with the banquet.

And it’s not a coincidence that he has left the marine because of fighting against Akainu. WHY DID THEY FIGHT? Because IT’S CLEAR that both have different visions of justice. While Akainu believes justice is to be purely with the WG and hate pirates, Kuzan probably believes that justice is not about who you have on your side but to do the right thing. (Garp, KNOWN now as a member of SWORD did exactly that during God Valley)

This being said, let’s go for the next point:

6. Is Kuzan really a member of Kurohige’s crew? Is he a double agent?

Isn’t it quite sus that Kuzan is part of the BB crew and SOMEHOW Law encountered BB on the route he chose? (YES, LAW CHOSE THAT ROUTE. He used the lack of neurons of Kid and Luffy to make them pick the other two routes. Now, the fact that Kid encounter Shanks and it wasn’t Luffy is just for the sake of the plot, we know it Oda)  

My guess is that Aokiji is a double agent from SWORD acting like Cora with Doffy. BB is a stupid guy, he doesn’t even know shit about what sword is, so I strongly believe he doesn’t suspect anything. So, maybe, the plan was simple (sounds simpler than it’s done): Kuzan informed SWORD about BB setting sail with some of his generals from Hachinosu, leaving the island alone with a couple of them (Vasco shot, Shirui, Pizarro); Law will encounter BB and fight while Garp and part of Sword goes to rescue Koby at Hachinosu. (Don’t underestimate Law, so many people downgrade his powers when it’s not the case at all) – this is pure theory, of course.

7. DRESSROSA & SENGOKU. Besides the emotional panel of Sengoku teaching Law not to look for more reasons for love but just love, I am sure there has to be something else hidden. In any case, it is super important to address the way Law acts towards Sengoku (in manga, not so much in the anime); he is being absolutely respectful (and not “mean” like he is used to be with anyone) and I believe Law wanted to search for Sengoku for 2 reasons: one, the one we explicitly read: asking about the “D”. And, 2, to tell this man, who represented a paternal figure for Cora, about how and why Law’s saviour died. However… Why and how does Law know Sengoku was like a dad for Cora? HERE is the key. Who told Law such information? Law didn’t know exactly who was the man Cora spoke to through the den den mushi before going to find the ope ope no mi. (He only knew it was a marine, cause baby Law was pretty intelligent). Perhaps is a very VERY small detail, BUT, what if he knew because of Koby and SWORD? Wouldn’t be surprising, Law needs information and he gets it from somewhere we haven’t seen yet where.

8. Law’s character and backstory. This last point is more of a personal analysis about his personality and real intentions:

Law hates, despises chaos. He upholds the Law. (not a coincidence he is called this way)

Law never EVER shown desires to find the One Piece. Not even when he first set sail. In One Piece Novel: Law (canon) he states the purpose of his journey: avenge Cora-san. Law couldn’t stand staying at Mr. Wolff’s home without doing nothing to end with Doffy. When his trauma had been resolved (but not over) and he started trusting people again, he began learning more about surgery while gathering money and resources with Shachi, Penguin and Bepo at the city. Once he turned 15, Mr. Wolff gave him not only Kikoku, but also the Polar Tang…

The Polar Tang: NOT A PIRATE SHIP. HIS JOLLY ROGER HAS NO SKULL! Law is not a pirate like the rest, he is not ruled by piracy aesthetics.

His name has had already a lot of hints, let me show you: TRAFALGAR – Battle of Trafalgar: Britain vs Spain. SPAIN LOST – dressrosa/doffy lost. WATER LAW / WATERLOO – battle of Waterloo: last battle of NAPOLEON – Napoleon is Big Mom’s sword – who won against BM? Law (and Kid). WATER’S LAW – Who are the ones who uphold the law in the seas (waters)? Yes. Marines.

Bepo, Shach and Pen’s way of referring to Law: CAPTAIN! *use the marine sign* *all of them wear hats like marines* *all of them wear uniforms like marines*

Law’s “disgust towards pirates” in Wano, after stealing food for the people of Okobore town he says: “Pirates shouldn’t do such a good deed!” BUT LAW… YOU ARE A PIRATE, YOU ARE A DOCTOR, YOU HELP PEOPLE!

And, maybe, a lot more that we might have missed or aren’t still fully shown! I will add them here! :3

But all in all, I do believe he is in the middle; not a marine, not a pirate either. That’s why I think SWORD fits him best. We will see what Oda has in store for the next few years! I hope that it’s even more exciting than this theory!

[rphunter]

Hello hello! I’m gonna try and keep this straight forward but I (21+) am looking for an oc rp, mxm pairing, to satisfy the itch of some sweet (horrible) murder husbands dynamics! I can offer you two guys;

Muse A: Does one of your horrible muses crave a mouldable mind and a desperation to please? Do they want a man whose entire world begins and ends with them, who exists only for and because of them? Someone they can do anything to and they’ll beg for more; someone who would ruin themselves and burn the world down all for them? The perfect sacrificial lamb for their sadistic whims, yet would just as quickly kill them if they thought they weren’t getting enough attention anymore? Utter obsession that could consume them both; he’s reckless, erratic, impulsive, and swings from being the sweetest man around to an absolute nightmare when he’s upset. Readily commits atrocities in the name of Love and would gut someone to give your guy a real heart for Valentine’s Day, truly a sweetheart.

And in the opposite vein, we have muse B; suave, smooth talking, an upstanding citizen with a good home, good career, and sparkling reputation. Loved by all, even if he’s a bit socially awkward, a bit odd in the way that something in your hindbrain doesn’t like instinctually. He has a pristine mask to cover sadistic tendencies and a large and ever growing body count. Commits atrocities as a casual hobby. Sociopathic, narcissistic, views people as toys and prey and is getting increasingly bored. Intelligent, cunning and strategic, he’s hard to pin down and his horrible history and actions remain a complete secret.

Would particularly love for this to be set in the 50s-70s! Open to playing them against a lot of types of people!! Killerxkiller, copycat killers, stalkers, journalists, detectives, relatives of a victim, etc. But, like I said, looking for a particular murder husbands dynamic, so I’m not looking for innocent victims! Give me your corrupt, obsessive, irredeemable, evil, sadistic freaks!! Looking for mature muses (please no fresh faced 21 year olds) and I use irl faceclaims; open to nsfw and would love to play with different dom/sub/top/bottom dynamics and kinks that two fucked up freaky guys might have! I will put a disclaimer: I am looking for dark content. Not vague mentions of past murder and justifications for it and whatnot. Graphic violence, gore, torture, reference/implied harm to animals, toxic relationships, self harm, drug use (consensual and not), dubcon, stalking, all that horrible stuff. Of course limits will be respected and all but if you’re against evil characters doing evil things in evil ways that aren’t sexy enough to justify, this won’t be for you!

Looking for partners 21+, multi-para to novella (I can write a lot when we get going, but don’t expect pages upon pages every reply). Love ooc chat and sending aesthetics and songs and whatnot, and do not mind how long replies take so long as we’re having fun! Usually write on discord but open to other places so don’t let that deter you! Gonna wrap this up now since it’s way too long, can’t wait to plot!🗡️

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[darkrpfinders]

Hello hello! I’m gonna try and keep this straight forward but I (21+) am looking for an oc rp, mxm pairing, to satisfy the itch of some sweet (horrible) murder husbands dynamics! I can offer you two guys;

Muse A: Does one of your horrible muses crave a mouldable mind and a desperation to please? Do they want a man whose entire world begins and ends with them, who exists only for and because of them? Someone they can do anything to and they’ll beg for more; someone who would ruin themselves and burn the world down all for them? The perfect sacrificial lamb for their sadistic whims, yet would just as quickly kill them if they thought they weren’t getting enough attention anymore? Utter obsession that could consume them both; he’s reckless, erratic, impulsive, and swings from being the sweetest man around to an absolute nightmare when he’s upset. Readily commits atrocities in the name of Love and would gut someone to give your guy a real heart for Valentine’s Day, truly a sweetheart.

And in the opposite vein, we have muse B; suave, smooth talking, an upstanding citizen with a good home, good career, and sparkling reputation. Loved by all, even if he’s a bit socially awkward, a bit odd in the way that something in your hindbrain doesn’t like instinctually. He has a pristine mask to cover sadistic tendencies and a large and ever growing body count. Commits atrocities as a casual hobby. Sociopathic, narcissistic, views people as toys and prey and is getting increasingly bored. Intelligent, cunning and strategic, he’s hard to pin down and his horrible history and actions remain a complete secret.

Would particularly love for this to be set in the 50s-70s! Open to playing them against a lot of types of people!! Killerxkiller, copycat killers, stalkers, journalists, detectives, relatives of a victim, etc. But, like I said, looking for a particular murder husbands dynamic, so I’m not looking for innocent victims! Give me your corrupt, obsessive, irredeemable, evil, sadistic freaks!! Looking for mature muses (please no fresh faced 21 year olds) and I use irl faceclaims; open to nsfw and would love to play with different dom/sub/top/bottom dynamics and kinks that two fucked up freaky guys might have! I will put a disclaimer: I am looking for dark content. Not vague mentions of past murder and justifications for it and whatnot. Graphic violence, gore, torture, reference/implied harm to animals, toxic relationships, self harm, drug use (consensual and not), dubcon, stalking, all that horrible stuff. Of course limits will be respected and all but if you’re against evil characters doing evil things in evil ways that aren’t sexy enough to justify, this won’t be for you!

Looking for partners 21+, multi-para to novella (I can write a lot when we get going, but don’t expect pages upon pages every reply). Love ooc chat and sending aesthetics and songs and whatnot, and do not mind how long replies take so long as we’re having fun! Usually write on discord but open to other places so don’t let that deter you! Gonna wrap this up now since it’s way too long, can’t wait to plot!🗡️

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[prpfz]

Hello hello! I’m gonna try and keep this straight forward but I (21+) am looking for an oc rp, mxm pairing, to satisfy the itch of some sweet (horrible) murder husbands dynamics! I can offer you two guys;

Muse A: Does one of your horrible muses crave a mouldable mind and a desperation to please? Do they want a man whose entire world begins and ends with them, who exists only for and because of them? Someone they can do anything to and they’ll beg for more; someone who would ruin themselves and burn the world down all for them? The perfect sacrificial lamb for their sadistic whims, yet would just as quickly kill them if they thought they weren’t getting enough attention anymore? Utter obsession that could consume them both; he’s reckless, erratic, impulsive, and swings from being the sweetest man around to an absolute nightmare when he’s upset. Readily commits atrocities in the name of Love and would gut someone to give your guy a real heart for Valentine’s Day, truly a sweetheart.

And in the opposite vein, we have muse B; suave, smooth talking, an upstanding citizen with a good home, good career, and sparkling reputation. Loved by all, even if he’s a bit socially awkward, a bit odd in the way that something in your hindbrain doesn’t like instinctually. He has a pristine mask to cover sadistic tendencies and a large and ever growing body count. Commits atrocities as a casual hobby. Sociopathic, narcissistic, views people as toys and prey and is getting increasingly bored. Intelligent, cunning and strategic, he’s hard to pin down and his horrible history and actions remain a complete secret.

Would particularly love for this to be set somewhere in the 50s-70s! Open to playing them against a lot of types of people!! Killerxkiller, copycat killers, stalkers, journalists, detectives, relatives of a victim, etc. But, like I said, looking for a particular murder husbands dynamic, so I’m not looking for innocent victims! Give me your corrupt, obsessive, irredeemable, evil, sadistic freaks!! Looking for mature muses (please no fresh faced 21 year olds) and I use irl faceclaims; open to nsfw and would love to play with different dom/sub/top/bottom dynamics and kinks that two fucked up freaky guys might have! I will put a disclaimer: I am looking for dark content. Not vague mentions of past murder and justifications for it and whatnot. Graphic violence, gore, torture, reference/implied harm to animals, toxic relationships, self harm, drug use (consensual and not), dubcon, stalking, all that horrible stuff. Of course limits will be respected and all but if you’re against evil characters doing evil things in evil ways that aren’t sexy enough to justify, this won’t be for you!

Looking for partners 21+, multi-para to novella (I can write a lot when we get going, but don’t expect pages upon pages every reply). Love ooc chat and sending aesthetics and songs and whatnot, and do not mind how long replies take so long as we’re having fun! Usually write on discord but open to other places so don’t let that deter you! Gonna wrap this up now since it’s way too long, can’t wait to plot!🗡️

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[novella-writers]

Hello hello! I’m gonna try and keep this straight forward but I (21+) am looking for an oc rp, mxm pairing, to satisfy the itch of some sweet (horrible) murder husbands dynamics! I can offer you two guys;

Muse A: Does one of your horrible muses crave a mouldable mind and a desperation to please? Do they want a man whose entire world begins and ends with them, who exists only for and because of them? Someone they can do anything to and they’ll beg for more; someone who would ruin themselves and burn the world down all for them? The perfect sacrificial lamb for their sadistic whims, yet would just as quickly kill them if they thought they weren’t getting enough attention anymore? Utter obsession that could consume them both; he’s reckless, erratic, impulsive, and swings from being the sweetest man around to an absolute nightmare when he’s upset. Readily commits atrocities in the name of Love and would gut someone to give your guy a real heart for Valentine’s Day, truly a sweetheart.

And in the opposite vein, we have muse B; suave, smooth talking, an upstanding citizen with a good home, good career, and sparkling reputation. Loved by all, even if he’s a bit socially awkward, a bit odd in the way that something in your hindbrain doesn’t like instinctually. He has a pristine mask to cover sadistic tendencies and a large and ever growing body count. Commits atrocities as a casual hobby. Sociopathic, narcissistic, views people as toys and prey and is getting increasingly bored. Intelligent, cunning and strategic, he’s hard to pin down and his horrible history and actions remain a complete secret.

Would particularly love for this to be set in the 50s-70s! Open to playing them against a lot of types of people!! Killerxkiller, copycat killers, stalkers, journalists, detectives, relatives of a victim, etc. But, like I said, looking for a particular murder husbands dynamic, so I’m not looking for innocent victims! Give me your corrupt, obsessive, irredeemable, evil, sadistic freaks!! Looking for mature muses (please no fresh faced 21 year olds) and I use irl faceclaims; open to nsfw and would love to play with different dom/sub/top/bottom dynamics and kinks that two fucked up freaky guys might have! I will put a disclaimer: I am looking for dark content. Not vague mentions of past murder and justifications for it and whatnot. Graphic violence, gore, torture, reference/implied harm to animals, toxic relationships, self harm, drug use (consensual and not), dubcon, stalking, all that horrible stuff. Of course limits will be respected and all but if you’re against evil characters doing evil things in evil ways that aren’t sexy enough to justify, this won’t be for you!

Looking for partners 21+, multi-para to novella (I can write a lot when we get going, but don’t expect pages upon pages every reply). Love ooc chat and sending aesthetics and songs and whatnot, and do not mind how long replies take so long as we’re having fun! Usually write on discord but open to other places so don’t let that deter you! Gonna wrap this up now since it’s way too long, can’t wait to plot!🗡️

Like if interested!

[notafunkiller]

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Sorry Andreea! I love you ❤️

Let's be kind, please, but I understand what you mean. Things are on a different level now

[stxrbpd]

Favourite Persons & BPD

“My emotions are based off one specific person. That one person is my entire life line”

They reply with “usually how you feel is based off how youre treated”

but it’s so much more than that. It is one specific person. when you do not speak to that person, your entire world feels like it’s collapsing. it feels like there’s nothing else good in the world for you. It feels so heart wrenching and soul crushing. it feels like everything that could go wrong, goes wrong.

it feels like you physically can’t do anything and that you’re restricted to your bed. it feels like there’s no other options but suicide or self harm. it feels like you need to hurt yourself in order to even feel slightly okay with their presence gone. even if it’s for only 5 minutes, 10 minutes, an hour, two hours.

The entire world feels like it’s coming down all around you and you can’t do anything about it. You have to sit there with emotional pain so bad it turns physical, making you believe as if you’re having a heart attack, as if your entire body is tense and broken up, and it feels like the worst pain imaginable.

It feels like your entire body is on fire, like you have burns covering almost the entirety of it and all you can fucking do is wait.

You have to sit there and you have to wait.

You can sit there and spam the fuck out of them. Tell them to come back multiple times, split on them, say you hate them because you have no emotional permanence and the second they stop speaking to you, it suddenly means that they don’t love you anymore because they’re not actively showing it. Internally freak out.

You want to harm yourself, you want to sit there and carve into your skin, hoping that it helps ease your emotional pain a little bit. but it doesn’t, it never does. but you need to channel that into something instead of sitting there with your hurt throbbing, and your legs shaking and your lungs about to give out from the hyperventilating.

you want to scream at them, and ask them why and why again they don’t love you why they don’t care about you why they would be able to ignore you for so fucking long.

but you just wait.

You just sit there and let the pain consume you keeping it all to yourself so you don’t ruin your relationship so they don’t see you as crazy.

self-aware enough to know that if you gave into those impulses, you would not be in a relationship. you would be called crazy because you were triggered by their lack of replies.

and you understand that and you don’t want to be crazy.

you just need to get a hold of your emotions.

so you wait. you let it eat you alive.

and when you’re speaking to them, it feels like everything is perfect

it feels like they’re the only person that can exist in the world, and feels like you’re the only people in the world that can exist together at the same time.

It feels like you’ve never been sad in your entire life. It feels like you’ll never be sad again. it feels like you’ll never use substances again or cut yourself again.

Suddenly every single time you sat there wondering why they don’t love you suddenly disappears. You know they love you, and you love them.

They’re your entire world, you’re everything, they’re the reason that you’re breathing, they’re the reason that you feel like you’re living.

when they speak to you and give you all the attention that they possibly can, it feels like you’re the only person that exists to them.

you’re feeding off their attention. You’re thriving off of their attention. It’s making you feel like an actual person, it’s making you feel real.

it’s making you feel like you believe in love and like you believe in everything being alright.

it makes you feel like you’re high.

like you’re just so encapsulated by this euphoric feeling and you never want it to end.

you look at them and it feels like your pupils literally form into the shape of a heart.

you breathe, and it feels like you’re breathing in their very essence of life.

they have such control over you.

They have such power over you.

they’re able to control every little thing that you feel.

they’re able to stop you from being depressed whenever you’re depressed because you’re only ever really depressed when you’re not getting attention.

when they don’t speak to you, it feels like the world is ending and when they do speak to you, you feel like you’re on top of a mountain reaching towards the stars, and reaching towards the sun, able to slightly grasp it and be able to feel what actual sunshine feels like.

it feels like nothing will be bad again.

but the power and the control they have over you slowly eats you alive. they don’t realize how much they hold over you. they don’t realize that their every move is constantly being analyzed by your brain.

This small thing happened. Did they suddenly stop loving me?

This small thing happened. Did they suddenly stop caring about me?

This small thing happened. I don’t understand why I’m not getting their attention. I don’t understand why I’m not the only person in their life.

But I know I can’t say that I know how controlling that sounds.

I know that I’m slightly triggered by other people interacting with them because they’re my entire world and I feel like only a tree in their universe. they’re giving this person more attention.

They’re talking about this person a lot more. they’re seeing this person a lot more. does that mean they’re going to leave me? Does that mean they no longer love me?

I know that I still love them when I am not with them, so why is it so hard for me to believe that they still love me when they’re not with me?

I need to understand that, why can’t I understand that.

I know that, but I don’t know that.

The amount of energy it constantly takes just stay alive. Just constantly remind myself that they love me. Everything I’m thinking isn’t real.

Just because they’re not talking to me does not mean they don’t love me. It does not mean they all of a sudden hate me. Can’t I get that through my brain when I’m having a breakdown?

why do I have to sit there sobbing with my chest on fire, needing to hurt myself in order to feel better?

why can’t I just tell myself it’ll be okay, and then its okay.

why do I feel like I need you in order to breathe?

Why do I feel like you’re the only person in the world that can help me?

why do I feel like you’re the only one i need?

I feel crazy

I feel absolutely fucking insane

My entire life is revolved around you, how you treat me is equal to how I feel. everything that you like, I start to like.

I need to be perfect for you

I need to be the only person you want

I want you to need me to be alive the way I need you to be alive

i dont get it. i dont get it. i dont get it.

why am I constantly checking your followers and your following?

Why am I constantly refreshing to see the newest people you followed?

why am I constantly searching your replies on twitter?

im so curious.

do you see me the way that I see you

do you breathe me in the way I breathe you in

my entire personality is based on you

the way I see myself is based on the way that you see me.

if you think I’m a bad person, I’m suddenly a bad person. If you think I’m beautiful, I’m suddenly beautiful. If you think I’m ugly, I’m suddenly ugly. If you think I’m a whore, I’m suddenly a whore.

i dont want to be a monster. i dont want to be a monster. i dont want to be a monster.

i feel inhumane. i feel obsessive. i feel like a dog begging for you to play. please? pay attention. please please. watch what im going to do! look, this is all for you. i love you. please dont leave.

you cant leave, you can never leave.

if you leave, you take me with you. you take every aspect of my life and my personality along with you. i dont know who i am. i dont understand who i am. oh? youre here. please dont leave me again. hurt me all you want, but please dont leave me again.

i physically cant leave you, you’re everything. you are quite literally everything. you can hurt me, you can ignore me, you can leave and come back. i will sit and wait. i will painfully wait. begging and begging. i need you. you cant leave me. i cant lose you. i will wait and i will beg and i will silently cry. it doesnt bother me. why would i show it bothers me? you want this. i’ll give you what you need until you love me again. until im yours again, until youre mine again. you cant leave me. ill do everything i can do to be perfect for you. whatever you dont like i’ll change. whatever. just use me, show me love, real or fake. use me, throw me away. but please come back afterwards. please continue to come back and use me repeatedly and repeatedly and completely wreck and ruin everything about me and throw me away again and again and again i dont care what happens. as long as show me what i need to see. who am i without you? i am absolutely nothing. i need you to love me. all i am is a dog.

[feakwierdodotgov]

Small rant + what Saturn by SZA means to me

I have been trying to continue this for a fucking month, but school demands all my time and effort and has frankly, burnt me out. SO here's a half-assed lyric breakdown/song review of saturn by sza, school can go get fucked.

“Saturn” By SZA Lyrical Analysis

“If there's another universe

Please make some noise (noise)

Give me a sign (sign)

This can't be life”

This is the song's opening, and it perfectly encapsulates the entire song's message. This track is a needed escape from the poison of everyday American life. 

I checked on my YouTube the other day and started scrolling, looking for a topic to focus my brain on. The first clip I came across was of a woman holding a microphone, talking about abortion when another woman quickly approached her. The other woman greeted her with kindness, but her attitude instantly changed when they refocused on abortion. The woman holding the microphone and the lady that came up to her seemed to naturally speak “perfectly”. I can only describe how they spoke as “computer generated”. 

Whenever I see people debate online or in real life, they try to distract or bring down the other person by critiquing their terminology and generalizations. These two people were talking in perfect terminology and heavily over-explaining what they were saying so the other person couldn’t critique or distract them. I became worried because human beings don’t naturally talk this way. They were talking like robot alien lizard people. Just by waking up in the morning, you provoke the unwanted criticisms of the robot alien lizard people. It seems that the people of this world cannot understand or simply talk to one another. We are trying to eliminate our human-isms to achieve perfection, intelligence, and power. I realized that humanity is denying the pillars of its existence. I too want to know if there's another universe. Is that universe possible? I need a new planet. Maybe I can live and breathe on Saturn. Anything is better than Earth. 

“If there's a point to losing love

Repeating pain (why?)

It's all the same

I hate this place” I don’t personally relate to this line, but I will do my best to break it down. I think she’s saying that she keeps getting trapped in these cycles of falling in love with people,

and just after getting attached, she loses them. In some way shape or form, something integral in their personalities cannot work. If there is a point to losing someone in that same way OVER and OVER again, why? 

“Stuck in this paradigm

Don't believe in paradise

This must be what Hell is like

There's got to be more, got to be more”

Again, she’s trapped in her way of thinking and it’s pushing away the people she loves. She expresses her doubt for change, she “don’t believe in paradise” where she can love other people without her own ‘being’ tearing that relationship apart. 

“Sick of this head of mine

Intrusive thoughts, they paralyze”

I understand that this is a continuation of her point, but I want to divulge my meaning.

I have struggled with anxiety for a long time, but it took over my life in high school. I think a little anxiety is warranted, healthy even, but it’s gotten to a point of hatred of other people and a poor outlook on life. I constantly project these judgemental personalities onto people. I project hatred, spite, and ignorance, and I don’t allow people to show kindness to me before making them out to be a bad person. After coming to this realization, I knew I had to change. In my experience, change like this is easy and pleasant, but my intrusive thoughts can come in and rip that away at any second. Out of habit, I return to my old ways of avoiding interaction. It hurts the people around me the most. They might have gone out of their way to offer their time to me, and I completely reject it again and again.  I paralyze myself in fear of how I sound, how I look, how I act, etc. I get to a point where I’d rather do nothing than something “embarrassing” or “cringy”. 

“Nirvana's not as advertised

There's got to be more, been here before”

I am getting nothing from this lyric, so I will just put it into a literal state. The idea of the perfect place is not widely accepted or known, but there has to be something, right?

“Ooh (ooh, ooh)

Life's better on Saturn

Got to break this pattern

Of floating away”

This world I’m living in is something that cannot keep me alive. Humans have sunk the hells of society so deep into earth, that life may be better on Saturn. Saturn doesn’t have judgment, it has happiness and freedom. Saturn has life. Like I said in paragraph four, she keeps ‘floating away’ into these cycles of pain. 

“Ooh (ooh, ooh)

Find something worth saving

It's all for the taking

I always say”

Is there something from Earth with value left? Is anything unaffected by us, the people? In the hypothetical situation that we pull a wall-e and escape to Saturn, what on earth (literally) would we bring with us?

“I'll be better on Saturn

None of this matters

Dreaming of Saturn, oh”

Is the complex nature of modern society undermining her efforts to be the best version of herself? It’s so upsetting to be human that dreams are the only place SZA can be free.

“None of this matters” is really important to me. I was stranded on a desert island with everything I’d ever need to stay happy, content, and alive, but there weren’t other people, would I want to change all these tiny cosmetic things about myself? The answer is just “no”, because, in the long run, NONE OF IT MATTERS!!! 

“If karma's really real

How am I still here?

Just seems so unfair

I could be wrong though”

[discountalien-pancake]

Kay i have rainboxed and i have half a spoon and that’s gonna have to be enough, so if you spot any typos, no you didn’t. Let’s get on with it. Body talk under the cut, as usual. Here’s why spanx is evil and needs to die.

Modern elastic shapewear is the underwear equivalent of “no make-up makeup.” It, at its core, is about trying to look “naturally” slimmer. It is enforcing the ideal of a body with no lumps or bumps or fat rolls, but more importantly it is reinforcing the idea that that is how your actual flesh and blood body is supposed to look. Which is never going to happen! It is making you chase after an impossible ideal while making you feel bad for being unable to achieve it! Elastic shapewear is evil because it makes you feel guilty about not having the “right” body for what you want to wear.

Elastic shapewear makes you feel like a failure for not being able to naturally maintain a certain shape through diet and exercise. They are literally guilt-tripping you constantly. I fucking mean it when I say shapewear is evil.

The reason this isn’t a problem with historical corsets is that the point of a corset was not to look natural. A point of a corset is openly acknowledged artifice. It’s fake and it’s not pretending to be real. It’s not trying to convince you that that is how your real, actual, flesh and blood body is supposed to look. The shape of the clothes going over it is the shape of the corset, and not the shape of your body. The shape of the corset and the clothes is what was fashionable, and not the shape of your fucking fleshpuppet body. I’m going to keep repeating this because it’s important!!

Putting on a corset was like putting on a pair of shoes. No, that’s not the real actual shape of your foot, and it’s not trying to be! You were not expected to have the perfect body. You were not expected to physically look like a mannequin. Clothes were not designed with the expectation of the wearers being human coat-hangers. Shapes came and went out of fashion, but they were silhouettes and not sizes.

A lot of women and fem-presenting people talked about how covid changed their relationship with makeup, because they spent so much time with their faces covered by masks. No one could see your face, and so it didn’t matter what your face looked like under it. The fact that it was socially acceptable to hide your face was so freeing for so many people.

But shapewear does the literal fucking opposite of that. It is worn with the premise that your body is flawed and needs to be corrected so that when you wear these tight, clingy modern clothes that show every lump of your figure, you look effortlessly skinny and lump-free. It’s just as artificial as corsetry, but the catch is that you’re expected to actually look like that. It’s fake that should be real, according to society. And if you don’t look like that, it’s because you aren’t working hard enough, so why don’t you shove your defective fleshpuppet into this horrible thing so you can trick people into thinking you’re not a failure of a human being (heavy sarcasm)? It’s horrifying that this is the mindset that pervades society without most people ever consciously realizing it.

In an ideal world, we would stop caring about whether someone has fat rolls or if their stomach bulges when they sit down. In this imperfect world, where people spend way too much time staring at each other and judging other people for their perceived “life choices”… shapewear is just evil. It is a “solution” to a “problem” that doesn’t exist and only makes you feel worse for failing a test that is rigged.